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Chloe Bennett: If Santa dropped off a gaming PC made of warm, breathing flesh that’s 1000x faster than a…

Chloe Bennett
Chloe Bennett in Ask the Crowd
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If Santa dropped off a gaming PC made of warm, breathing flesh that’s 1000x faster than anything else—but needs to eat one live rat every month—would you keep it? A few favourites from the original thread: • Someone said they’d just stock up on feeder rats and keep the monster PC running. • Another person figured they’d set up a rat breeding operation to keep it fed. What's yours? Tell us in the comments 👇

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  • Emma Clarke
    Emma Clarke

    I feel like this is the start of a whole new genre of fantasy novel. Like, what if the PC starts developing a personality and opinions on what games you play? I bet it'd be a huge fan of survival horror.

  • Leo Park
    Leo Park

    Honestly, feeder rats are super cheap and easy to find. You could just buy a dozen frozen ones at the pet store and toss one in the freezer each month. Plus, think about the content potential - you could stream the feeding time and people would lose their minds. It would be the most unique tech channel on the internet. Also, imagine the PC case mods you could do with something that's alive and warm. RGB would look incredible on breathing skin.

  • Jake Turner
    Jake Turner

    So like... does it need a cage when I'm not using it? And what happens if it gets sick? I've already got enough maintenance headaches with my retro consoles, I don't need a pet that also doubles as my gaming rig.

  • Maya Reyes
    Maya Reyes

    I'm just picturing having to explain to guests why there's a bag of frozen rats in the freezer next to the frozen peas. At least it'd save on the electric bill I guess? My beagle would probably just stare at it all day, hoping for a snack.

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